In 3030 a new plant from the Jungles of Mexico will take the world by storm. It will be called VERA-VAYA. The many secrets of the vera-vaya will be slow in being rediscovered. It is my hope that this means that it will be properly understood at last. The Vera-Vaya is a wild tropical plant that was originally from the lost continent of Atlantis! The gifts and benefits this plant has for mankind are unlimited. A happy Vera-Vaya to you stranger!
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In 2525 The first lunar vehicles to go on sale for residents of Terra-Luna will be made by Alset Transportation Inc and they will resemble Egyptian Scarab beetles. Designed for lunar travel these new coaches will be lightweight and strong. Available From Moon Motors only!
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In this year of the devil 2020 it appears that Prophecy and prediction are popular skills to have! Televangelist Pat Robertson copies the GREAT THUNDO and makes some predictions of his own! Behold the blasphemer as he poorly imitates the skills of Thundo the Great! Be fooled naught ye true believers and members of the Thundo fan club - Know ye! There be many ears of corn upon the stalk, but only one root to guide them all and Thundo is that root!!! 
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The Moon shall be inhabited by human beings by 2033 – The first city built upon lunar soil will be named “Terra-Luna”. The new metropolis will become a busy port city and a gateway to the stars. There will be an orbiting space station built similar to the current ISS. This will orbit the moon continuously and shall provide a much needed jump station for future travelers headed on to Mars and planets beyond.
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Something will come in from deep space around 3067. It will bring chaos. There will be no answers. As fast as it will arrive it shall depart even faster. Controversy will surround the incident and the mystery will only deepen. This will spawn a new “Space Mystery” Compu-Vision Network mini-series similar to the "Ancient Aliens" series!
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THUNDO PREDICTS that the lost continent of Lemuria will once again be in the news in the year 3030! Lemuria located between Hawaii and mainland USA shall rise into view as a volcanic eruption brings forth wonder and fear. Long thought a mere myth, Lemuria will offer much needed ground as Earths population grows. Ruins and artifacts will prove that a high civilization once flourished in the dawn of time. 
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In the year 2029 a new animal known as a “Roucher” will be discovered living beneath the Earths crust. Heralded as a “living dinosaur” this beast from below will become a favorite pet of thousands of people. The ROUCHER trend will continue through 3039 as the good natured animal is now a surface dwelling beast. This odd animal will soon take the place of cats and dogs. The Roucher itself is built like a small dog but has a pointed head and large front forepaws. It can burrow into the ground faster than any machine known to man. As fierce as a Roucher looks there will never be a man attacked or harmed by a Roucher as the animal is of a higher order – half animal and half elemental.
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As mankind moves into outer space Thundo predicts that the game of Golf will become even more popular in zero gravity environments. There will be a new trend of “Zero Gravity” Golf and Frisbee Golf by the year 2028. The hardships facing players of these zero-grav games will be challenging like no game before! Mankind will evolve new muscle groups from the pursuit of this new breed of space sport!
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By the year 2029 the festivities of halloween and those of Christmas will be combined into one holiday. Spanning halloween, Thanksgiving, Christmas and New years into one massive event. This new seasonal holiday combination will be called after the ancient Gaelic God of festivities and patron saint of scoundrels who lived on the isle of Avalon. (Just off the coast ya know -
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From space will come alien allies just in time for Christmas 2031. Just good old boys from Seti-Antara looking for some fun (and some new women for breeding purposes for their “winged breeder programs)”. Known as Naka-taka-chinko by Earthly aborigines and a few old television gargolye flicks. (was Calibos a gargoyle?)
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Folding knives with built in heating elements shall be a new apparel trend. Regular EDC knives will be out and the ™ HEAT emitting folding knives will phase in due to the onset of a mini ice age in 2979 - 2993! A pocket knife that doubles as a personal warming device will revitalize the lagging cutlery industry! WARNING! Thundo foresee’s the heat-folders will not be made to prevent eeby deeby poisoning during the eeby deeby pandemic scare of 2980! Prepare now! 
Thundo the Great decrees it! 
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A new mineral dubbed "Mezantem 12" will be discovered in the area once known as the Antarctic wastes in the year 2977. It will contain trace elements of the rare “eeby deeby” molecule hence making it more valuable than gold, diamonds or platinum. Eeby deeby can also be toxic in large amounts.
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Red Tesla in Orbit / Launched back in February 2018 on the premiere flight of SpaceX's thundering Falcon Heavy rocket. It will pass about 5 million km from Earth in the year 2047. Not close enough to see it as a resolved object." (Or so say the science boffins). Thundo the Great says elsewise! In 2047 Thundo foresee’s the Red Roadster having a collision with an interstellar craft of some kind. This “space collision” will cause the roadster to veer towards Earth. Elon Musk himself will be called upon to employ his latest super-hydro-sonic missile to destroy his beloved roadster before it impacts Earth and from endangering the lives of thousands!  
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By 2989 the Ispirit Phone will have the capacity to exteriorize it’s owners soul. Thus allowing them to co-inhabit another person’s body. This will be hailed as a great break though in harmless entertainment. BUT - the Great THUNDO foresee’s the danger of people being trapped in another persons body or in an animals body due to battery failure. 
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Television will all but disappear by 2028. It shall be replaced by the technology called "HoloVoxx". This is a development of RCA and Eastman Kodak genius. The first model will be called the XODEEACK (zodiac) and will carry programming from across the planet and into the outer galaxies. You control the adventure or the adventure controls you! 
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UK weapon ban marches on and in the future – anything made from wood will be illegal by 2025.

People living in the UK will grow arms and legs like large flaps of gristle and bone as all hands, feet and faces will be made illegal by 2054! 
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There will be a dry bathing trend in the future - where water will become so rare by 3031 that bathing in any form will be illegal. This will produce a boom in the new “dry-bathing” industry. A harmless chemical dusting for removing dead skin and oils secreted by the human body. Water itself will be only for drinking and food prep. Irrigation will be done with the dry water chem-bath solutions made famous when Venus was just a tiny Russian space colony growing it's own crops with dry water.  

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By 2867 a new form of air travel shall be become the way to go from one place to another. Aircraft will be replaced with real Rocket Ships. This breakthrough will be due to early Space-X experiments in “nether-time” in 2022. 

In 2867 the great writer William Blake who went missing will be found. It seems some people have in-advertantly slipped into “nether-time”. A null place in quantum biology where life is suspended until chemically released. Many other hapless souls trapped for centuries in nether-time will also soon be released. The government see’s these people as “living time capsules”. Hence Property of the state!

In the fall of 2765 there shall be large tubs erected in town squares on the inhabited planet called “Salem 12”. The tubs will hold raw plasma. These tubs will be where “Space Witches” shall be tried and executed. Similar to “dunking ponds” of old. But with blood freezing plasma ponds instead of water. Witchhammer Ad Astra will be their rallying cry as the space inquisition begins!
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Koolaid, popular drink of children and insane mothers will remain untouched as it has for countless - untold centuries! But, By 2060 "Soyaid" / soylent green derivative will be the drink of choice / SOYAID is People juice – waste liquid from funeral homes which has been rendered harmless and recycled into a delicious children’s drink formula.  
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Johnson and Johnson family products and the Johnson Space Center will be purchased by the Space Pharmacy Consortium in 2954. (Serving the outer planets) The name will be changed from Johnson & Johnson to simply “Big Johnson”. Future Space Corp. Spokesman Woody Boehner said we could call it “Johnny” or we could call it “John” or we could call it Ron John or we could call it J.J. – but we dint have to call it “JOHNSON”! 

Leading Scientist’s will announce a breakthrough in the new field of “non-physics” in 2040. Dark matter will splatter, fat cats will get fatter and worm holes will prove hazardous as we move through daily existence. People will begin “spontaneous disappearance”. It begins in 2020! The black hole plague of sorts will spread through central Asia. Many continents that experience the “Black Hole Effect” will simply vanish!
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In 2023 Chiapas Mexico the underground temple of Ciudad Luz Mayor will be found to house the last known Chupacabras in the world. Chipotle Chupacabras will then be on many restaurant dinner menus in Latin countries. Thundo the Great speculates the dish will taste like spicy “chicken”.

In 2027 The Ganges River in India will turn blood red during the holiest time of the year. Those who bathe in the river to be blessed will instead be cursed. The Pilgrims will be unable to wash the red stain off, leaving millions permanently colored bright red. Social revolution will begin! The new Red Dead Re-incarnation game takes hold as India's society collapses.

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Zoo's will close down.entirely! By 2027 zoo's will be limited to only four biosphere's on Earth. Comprised of six large islands scattered globally convenient for tourism.

Tunnels will be the new normal. / inner space will be the reality boom by 2040 (location, location) Underground projects will increase by 10x / Underground apt complex's will be a new normal 
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Neural-linked Elon-monkeys and pigs will run the ISS space station by 2028

By Spring of 2029 the Grand Canyon will collapse from a great earthquake. Much of the lost Egyptian tunnel system will be exposed. The Smithsonian will be driven out of existence due to harsh memes and public outcry. Hall of Khem Found!
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Elon musk's great grand son named (^#nm1->**) or "Bobby" as we called him on Earth will rule all Mars and the Moon as Governor-Bishop of all Space Colonies. His rule begins on 2/8/2036 until 8/8 2057 when an unknown event cause his fall.

Martial arts will cease to exist as personal "stun-shields" TM: (Ishield Inc (tm) will enclose each person in an energetic electrical bubble. Impenetrable by bullet, blade, hand or object. But won't work if your beard is dirty. Shield de-activates automatically. All functions controlled by your ISPIRIT PHONE automatic Ishield reflex - available at all fine Target and Walgreens stores by fall of 2034.

I-Spirit Phone: No more Alexa or Siri. Talk directly with the dead. Have old Al Einstein at your beck and call. Imagine Gengis Khan as your tactical advisor! Or jolly old Ben Franklin himself helping you w/ your taxes! It shall all come to pass because The Great THUNDO Predicts it! Here's how it shall happen:
The dead are turned into an electro-signal quark. They'll do your bidding" as your "electro-slave" (tm) "they'll do anything" you say! All via technotic-regeneration (TR-12) modules (tm) which all I-Spirit Devices will contain trace elements of. Due out for store shelves at Christmas 2035

Space Colony Religious Leader Outed! A great speaker and leader of the Religious Colony Order will be exposed as a fraud in 2057 after revelations of his wife sleeping w/ a space cadet "Plasma Boy" are leaked to the press / the scandal will rock religious colonies from Earth to Aldabaron! 

The great Prediction comes TRUE! The sun eats the Earth and it's high noon in 3453 AD / Humans race to Mars as extinction looms! Space Colony loses contact with outer orbit security forces! Elon's distant relative Moldavia Musk enters the stage!


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during the 2020 Halloween season (Oct 2nd - Nov2nd) 
Hello All and welcome to "Thundo-Vision for Halloween 2020"!
This crazy idea took shape after Pete Kautz sent me an old book. It was "Criswell Predicts" - an interesting book that covers a wide array of topics. Some of the predictions in the book are quite profound, truly visionary. But other parts are rather campy and goofy (funny). Criswell was the inspiration for Johnny Carsons "Carnac the Magnificent" comedy routine that many of you still remember. (kept in a jar on the porch of Funk & Wagnalls). It is upon the Carnac bit that I have based my own "THUNDO the Great" litany of nonsense. (All in fun right / So indeed DO have fun). 

So prepare yourself now - Thundo the Great is loosed upon the World! 
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